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They Fired Me For My MAGA Beliefs, Now I Need to Start Over

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Get your Trumpinator Bobblehead By   D arlene Boudreaux (This  as   told  by  essay omits names and contains fictionalized elements. It is intended for entertainment purposes only.) I consider myself a true patriot. In the weeks leading up to the recent election, I flew the flag on the back of my pickup truck and wore a T-shirt supporting my favorite candidate to work. My employer reacted to my exercise of free speech with repression. My manager told me my T-shirt violated company policy. My manager also told me that the flag flying from my pickup truck and the bumper stickers on the back of my truck offended co-workers. When I walked out to my vehicle after work one day, I found it pelted with rotten eggs. I came in the next day and gave some of my coworkers I suspected a piece of my mind. I also refused to stop wearing T-shirts reflecting my political views to work. The next day the manager called me into her office and fired me. Now it's time to start over! ...

I Bedded an Incel, Now He’s a Well Adjusted Man

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Make him obsessed with you ! By Petula Davenport   (This essay omits names and contains fictionalized elements. It is intended for entertainment purposes only.) I never pictured myself as a pioneer. But I believe I may be the woman who cracked the code on dealing with incels. Know before you read any further, however. My solution may prove difficult for all but the stoutest of heart. First, some background. Incel stands for involuntary celibate. It refers to (mostly) men who are unable to find a sexual partner. These men sometimes become extremely misogynistic and vocal in online communities. And, yes, my story today deals with one such incel and how I reprogrammed him. Stick around!  Get lucky tonight with these tips ! A Budding Online Entrepreneur First a bit about me. I come from an African American background. I stand about 5 foot 10 and possess a voluptuous build.  I never experienced difficulty attractive men, particularly the tall athletic type. I preferred short ...

I Fell For My Virtual Assistant, Now She’s My Live-In Girlfriend

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How to Get a Girlfriend Now By Darius Brown, Wiki Web Warrior Staff (This essay omits names and contains fictionalized elements. It is intended for entertainment purposes only.) I rarely leave my apartment.  It rains a lot in Seattle as anyone who lives here knows. And other than a few TV shows being set here and a few really popular bands back in the 90s, not much happens in our town. I enjoy solitude. I started my social media marketing business when I was in my 20s just out of college. It started helping local restaurants, cafes and other small businesses in my neighborhood. But it soon grew with the addition of clients across the country and around the world. Today I serve companies from London to Singapore all while ordering ramen from my mobile app and not going out much. Start Your Own Social Media Business Along Came Tala Of course, I do get a bit lonely at times. My last girlfriend was in college and I’ve had trouble connecting with anyone since. As a third generation A...

My Mother Got Cancer Then I Moved Us to Mexico

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Learn Spanish today! By Ellen Richardson, Wiki Web Warrior Staff (This essay omits names and contains fictionalized elements. It is intended for entertainment purposes only.) I still remember the look on my mom’s face when she heard the news. I felt the tears welling up when I stepped out into the hallway to give her and the doctor some privacy. Then I got another shock. I called my husband at work and gave him an update. Our relationship became strained after I caught him cheating with a coworker. But I took him back believing our marriage was worth saving. I worked as a paralegal for a Phoenix law firm. Dan ran a real estate agency in the Phoenix area and brought in most of the money in our household.  He made easily enough to support us.  But when I told him I’d have to cut back on work to get mom to her various treatments and get her through this difficult diagnosis, Dan said no. Mom encouraged me to leave Dan after the affair and maybe he knew it. Still, I found it hard t...